Really?

No joke...

When you're truly fed up

This guy said "fuck it... This is my spot"

The difference between Iraq and Wyoming

In Iraq you have to check your boots for scorpions before you put them on.
In Wyoming you have to check your trampoline for spiky antlers attached to enormous deer.

I'd still rather be in Wyoming...

Strong Work

Now I know why "positions start at $8.50/hour"...

Obama

I have a few things on my mind at the moment.

1. I don't like Obama's politics. Therefore I didn't vote for him
2. Obama is the President - get used to it.
3. Obama is the President - respect him for having one of the toughest jobs on earth.
4. Do not judge before you see what happens - I have my preconceived notions as well, but how fair are we being if we don't even give it a chance? Remember when "we" were all pissed at people for prejudging Bush? Lets not stoop to that level.
5. CANADA is NOT the answer - for SO many reasons. You think Obama is Socialist? While I agree with you, moving to a country so much more Socialist than we'll ever be is not a wise choice.
   
6. How dare you say "lets get outta this country?"??!! You say that and I lump you in with all the America-hating tree-hugging communists you claim to hate. Obama as President or not, this is still the greatest country on Earth and regardless of what you think of our President, you have a better life here than you'd have anywhere else. So Republican or Democrat, again I say: "you don't like it here? we don't need you, so get out."
7. Never forget the absolutely amazing, graceful, wise and humble parting words of Senator John McCain. This is the reason I truly admire him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJvz6cf_G4g
   

Rant over.

Here we go, Sarah, Here we go

If you can wait 45 min for entrance to Indigo or 3 hours to ride the
Batman roller coaster, you better be willing to put up with a line to
vote. Cause without our system, you'd have neither.

Credits of "Ironman"

Check out who plays Ahmed...

Best fridge ever

All the basics!

For miles and miles

I wish I was Alan Shepard

2 tickets to paradise

Pack your bags we'll leave tonight

Animals are so cool

In Banf, Alberta, Canada... The local government built the wildlife their very own bridge to get across the highway that was built over their natural crossing area.  The animals didn't take long to figure out how to get across the highway.  Sometimes animals are way smarter than humans!

On high alert

Her ears are like an early warning system

Seriously?

Wow. Great parking job buddy

Scrubs would be proud

it's guy love between 2 guys

The Mighty Mississippi

a grey day but i always love water

Jazz Fest 2008: New Orleans LA

So welcome to New Orleans and Jazz Fest 2008.  Pretty amazing music festival with 5 stages and hundreds of amazing musicians, both nationally renowned and locally loved.  Here are some of the highlights:

Jimmy Buffet was outstanding.  

Kristin and I enjoying the sun

This guy sounded just like Ray Charles.  He was by far the best live performance of the weekend.

The first hour or so was rainy and pretty sparse with people.

Hence the giant mud bowl that remained for the rest of the weekend

Keyboard tray? nope.

so THAT'S what this thing is for...

Crazy College Kids

Now keep in mind, Officer Medina is not quite 5'01"... but still, that's one HUGE snowman.  Way to go, sober college kids!  Clean healthy fun.

Bagpipes on a Police Budget

I'm going to learn how to do this...

Vroom Vroom

my shift's birthday present to me

Bye Bye Christmas

So it's 4:25 AM and this is what greets me at my apartment building's door... this just screams "god damn it get that tree out of my apartment!!" I think someone had a breakdown...

One of those days...

that would be the handle off my toilet... you ever get a feeling it's gonna be one of THOSE days...

Classic!