Vroom Vroom

my shift's birthday present to me

Bye Bye Christmas

So it's 4:25 AM and this is what greets me at my apartment building's door... this just screams "god damn it get that tree out of my apartment!!" I think someone had a breakdown...

One of those days...

that would be the handle off my toilet... you ever get a feeling it's gonna be one of THOSE days...

Classic!