I'm a big kid now

Picture the Bryce Jordan Center packed with friends, family, students, and teachers. The graduates-to-be all sitting on the floor awaiting their degrees. No, this wasn't my graduation, it was Laura's. I went to hers, but not mine. I really didn't feel a need to go to mine. It was supposed to be at 6 PM yesterday and I was more interested in hanging out with good friends than listening to someone speak about where my life is going. No one knows where my life is going. All I know is that my life is right now - and I'd rather have spent it with my family and friends. So I did. Bottom line: as of 7 PM yesterday, I'm officially no longer a student. Mark Allen picked up my degree for me, so I should have that later today.

Laura with her parents at graduation

Charcoal got activated

Oh the funny things that happen on shift at co. 20...

So Tim and I finished washing 2050 top to bottom. We found an expired tube of activated charcoal and decided to have some fun with it. We found two very interesting characteristics of charcoal tubes: 1) They are VERY difficult to open via the intended dispensing opening, and 2) the side walls of the tube are weaker than the safety covering on the intended dispensing opening. And now of course you're wondering how we found these interesting characteristics. The answer is obvious: I stomped on the tube.

We figured the charcoal would come out the intended dispensing opening (front). Unfortunately it didn't; it came out through the side wall of the tube - right where Tim was standing. Now check out the photos... pretty funny.

Sweet vengeance

Last week at nacho night I was shamefully beaten in a basketball game by Shannon. Tonight I got my revenge. The picture isn't great, but it's clear I won the battle. We just might have to go back to Champs one more time before Shannon leaves town to settle the war - best of 3?

There goes my manhood

So for the last week and a half I've been trying to grow a beard. My family is cursed with an incredible inability to grow facial hair. My brother grew a beard once in college. With college coming to an end for me, I feel like now is the time to try. Well I got a lot of comments on it - some good some bad. The best news was the Laura really liked it. I thought I was making good progress, but then I got another interview with PSU Police. So I decided to end the experiment in the name of looking professional for the interview. Here's the final progress before it was shaved.
I'm really not sure why my face looks so swollen, but the beard is pretty pathetic huh? That was 9 days progress. At that rate it would have taken 3 months to have anything that looked remotely good. Way to go, male Tilden genes... Thanks...

how sweet it is...

I got word today from my COMM 403 professor and the Crime, Law, and Justice Department Head that I'm definitely graduating on May 13! My issues with COMM 403 are all worked out, and the CLJ Department has agreed to let me graduate under special circumstances. It's not ideal, but it's still a degree. Today has been a roller-coaster of a day - with ups and downs and twists and turns.
But hey, at least I can have fun at work, huh? Of course the plastic holster mounted in the ambulance is for Qdoba hot sauce...

exhaustion

It's been a long weekend. I drove to Philly this weekend (again), only to drive back to State College less than 18 hours after I arrived in Philly. I feel like all I do is drive places. It was a beautiful day in State College today - and I missed it. I'm really getting tired of driving all over hell and gone for these police tests. I need to get a job and just relax in the comfort of knowing what I'll be doing in the next few months.

I'm actually starting to get excited about the possibility of living in State College for a few more years. I thought I had outgrown this place, but I may be reconsidering that opinion. As a student, I'm definitely done here. But as a full-time employee, I might have a really good time. Here's to PSU PD... keepin' my fingers crossed...

Life is tough... it's tougher when you're stupid!

Thanks to my Sis, Emily for this!

1. Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

2. I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue what had just happened.

3. A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

4. I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

5. Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

6. I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

7. My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

8. Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

9. A mother calls 911 very worried, asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency

Life is tough.

It's tougher if you're stupid!"