Bagpipes on a Police Budget

I'm going to learn how to do this...

Vroom Vroom

my shift's birthday present to me

Bye Bye Christmas

So it's 4:25 AM and this is what greets me at my apartment building's door... this just screams "god damn it get that tree out of my apartment!!" I think someone had a breakdown...

One of those days...

that would be the handle off my toilet... you ever get a feeling it's gonna be one of THOSE days...

Classic!

Bud Light #2

Ok, this one is funnier

Good Dog!

I want this dog.